The Slide

This is a casual dance move, performed while your attention is focused on something completely different (ie. out a window). The hands move casually backwards and forwards, one above the other without touching and creating a simple yet extemely effective and easy-to-use dance move.

Duuuude, she's doing The Slide...

by Kirstee and Fioona January 16, 2009

The Slide

A sexual act in which the penis never enters the vagina, just slides in between the two vaginal lips. It looks like a hot dog sliding in a bun.

I get an orgasm every time I do the slide!

by missionstyle March 24, 2009

The Slide hammer

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage

"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""

by FUCT UP December 14, 2009

Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide

You can be the same wherever you go.

As grandma used to say after she heard about the Smith girl being trampy in the big city, "Pie on the swing set, pie on the slide."

by Zabbazooey February 26, 2017

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Deploy the Slide

Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.

Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.

by rickbrunernyc August 13, 2010

Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010