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The Roberts 

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To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
The Roberts by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
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The Oral Roberts 

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When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
The Oral Roberts by the Dildozer September 3, 2013
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the nick roberts

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The act of being balls deep inside of a Zoo animal while it screams in pain.
Last night at the Zoo me and My uncle stan performed the nick roberts on a sea lion.
the nick roberts by Cocobeans81 March 13, 2015
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The Charlize Roberts 

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having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
The Charlize Roberts... simple
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The Robertson Fallacy 

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When one overreacts to a work that was overhyped by shouting down the work instead of those overhyping it
Person A: Inception? inception was shit. Christopher Nolan is shit now. 2/10.

Person B: a clear example of The Robertson Fallacy.
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The Robert Hall 

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A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.
Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."
The Robert Hall by Captain Cane January 22, 2008
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the robert special 

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the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
the robert special by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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