The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation

Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..

by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019

The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

the nick roberts

The act of being balls deep inside of a Zoo animal while it screams in pain.

Last night at the Zoo me and My uncle stan performed the nick roberts on a sea lion.

by Cocobeans81 March 13, 2015

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

The Robertson Fallacy

When one overreacts to a work that was overhyped by shouting down the work instead of those overhyping it

Person A: Inception? inception was shit. Christopher Nolan is shit now. 2/10.

Person B: a clear example of The Robertson Fallacy.

by aido_anto June 7, 2012

The Robert Hall

A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.

Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."

by Captain Cane January 22, 2008

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017