The Roberto

When you are receive a handjob on a riding lawnmower. In reference to the water boy’s dad name Roberto.

So we were just taking care of the yard and she came over and gave me the Roberto, wasn’t to bad had to finish the yard after.

The Roberto by Holelottanope December 18, 2025

Roberto the pigeon 

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera

Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?

Roberto the pigeon by Robbie the pigeon October 11, 2018

The Robertson Fallacy 

When one overreacts to a work that was overhyped by shouting down the work instead of those overhyping it

Person A: Inception? inception was shit. Christopher Nolan is shit now. 2/10.

Person B: a clear example of The Robertson Fallacy.

The Robertson Fallacy by aido_anto June 7, 2012

The Robert Hall 

A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.

Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."

The Robert Hall by Captain Cane January 22, 2008

the robert special 

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

the robert special by the terrorist January 16, 2017

The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

The Robert Pattinson by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

The Roberts 

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation

Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..

The Roberts by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019