the roadhouse

smoking a cigarette naked in your backyard patio

Why are you naked?

I'm smoking a cigarette and it's nice out...I'm crazy for Swayze! The roadhouse dude

by Noodleslinger July 9, 2012

The roundhouse raspberry

A special type of punishment that inflicts agonizing pain. You take the scrotum of the male and you twist it as much as possible until it’s as red as a raspberry. Then have Chuck fucking Norris roundhouse kick the testicles and let the scrotum fly like a plane propeller.

Father... please... not the roundhouse raspberry. My testies are still sore from when you bit my scrotum off.

by Literally God December 15, 2019

roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

roundhouse kick to the face

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat

.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face

by ikethefiend October 28, 2010

roundhouse kick in the throat

its where you swing your leg around the whole house (or building) and kick whoevers getting on your nerves in the throat.

or it can just be used as a threat.

R:
"T-pain if you don't stop using auto-tune you gone get roundhouse kick in the throat"

T-pain: Ooh i cant beliieve it he, he, he, want to kick me, kick me na, na you cannot kick me, Nawww!

R: i thought i told you to stop using auto-tune!?

by BLCKbarbie December 1, 2010