the popes

When one has to take a giant dump immediately after starting a sesh.

*sparks up a joint*
"Dammit I got the popes"

by GregnFrank November 14, 2019

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

Pull the popes hat off

Another term for masterbation,wanking ect.

Alex dichello:Im gonna go pull the popes hat off.

by SOF'INFUNNY December 1, 2010

Bang the Pipes

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 8, 2017

Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

by croak108gmx May 14, 2015

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010