The poke

A nickname for the COVID-19 vaccine. It's injected via shot, hence "the poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you going to be getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, I'm gonna wait 2 years and see if there's any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

the poke

Jail. Prison. Correctional Facility. The Big House.
The term is derived from the fact that a high incidence of anal sex occurs in jail.

Man did you hear that Charles Barkley is gonna serve 3 days in the poke after his DUI in Arizona?

by Dewwy Burks March 18, 2009

the poke

A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections.

Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.

"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated."

"I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."

by tristanx May 11, 2010

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

pass-the-poke

A strange silly game credited to Johnny Conder, carried beyond the city limits by a girl named Apryl. Usually involves the smoking of marijuana, followed by Apryl jabbing her finger into your gut and saying "poke". This action is repeated until she finally exclaims "Pass the poke, man!". From there, everyone passes the poke around until collapsing into laughter or untill something else catches our attention.

"Poke." Jabs finger into Jack's gut.
"What?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"...what?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"WHAT?!"
"Dude...pass the poke."
Jack passes the poke.

by heroin hiroshima May 4, 2005

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

poke the yolk

A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.

I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.

by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010