the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

the pits

the ultimate in suckiness. The scrapings from the barrel.

Who cares about Britney Spears getting divorced again? Her music is the pits!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 7, 2006

The Pits

A term used to describe a situation that can't get any worse, A useless object or a fat ugly person with no ambition.

''Have you heard sinner is back to his old tricks?''
''Yeah Man, Quinn is the pits''

by Lewendon September 16, 2009

The Pits

An Australian slang term for a vehicle compliance station owned by a state authority. The term "pits" comes from the pit you drive your car over for the inspection to take place. You'll usually get sent here if a you act like a dickhead to the cop that has pulled you over and your car has obvious defects (i.e. too low, too loud, etc...)

Jimmy: "hey did you hear John was being a smart arse when he got done by the cops"
Barry: "ah fuck was he driving his S15"
Jimmy: "yeah they sent him straight to the pits"

by MelonTheYugoslav August 2, 2018

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

The pits

Rock bottom

"I knew I was in the pits when I called my ex"

by Humanteen April 18, 2019

THE PITS

When someone or something reaches Rock bottom - the worst of worst. When someone feels trapped and useless, like there is nothing they can do to improve their live because it's going that badly.

Vhudi's in the pits, the dark trenches. He ain't getting out from there anytime soon. Only god can save him from that.

by Xolani Mthetwa March 10, 2019