the pear

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

by alimegz August 10, 2009

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The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

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the way of the pear

when something that was going well begins to go wrong

Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.

Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.

Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear

by Irish Phil October 5, 2009

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Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices

Juicing the Pear is awesome!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

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tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.

Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005

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