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The Peanuts 

A large group of children, known notoriously as 'The Peanuts', harking originally from the brutal ghetto of Madley Park. However these children can normally be found in most areas of the United Kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. These children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor English and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
Example 1: (man walks down street)

The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy

Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'

Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

say peanuts without the t 

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts 

What you say when the fatass gets every dairy item at mcdonalds
Dude you so fat that you are getting The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.
last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon
The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

hide the peanut butter 

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.
"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"