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The Peanuts 

A large group of children, known notoriously as 'The Peanuts', harking originally from the brutal ghetto of Madley Park. However these children can normally be found in most areas of the United Kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. These children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor English and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
Example 1: (man walks down street)

The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy

Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'

Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

Cookin' the peanuts out of us

When someone in charge pushes a person or team so hard, for so long, that the pressure stops working and starts wrecking the thing it was supposed to produce. Named for what happens when you overcook peanuts: apply too much heat for too long and the shells crack open and the nuts fall out. The shell is the person's role. The nut is the person. Past a certain point, everyone's still showing up but there's nothing left inside, and the results get worse, not better.

Not the same as just being tired or stressed. It's specifically when the pressure has become self-defeating.
"Coach ran us through three-a-days for two straight weeks and then couldn't figure out why we got blown out on Friday. He's cookin' the peanuts out of us."

say peanuts without the t 

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”

The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts 

What you say when the fatass gets every dairy item at mcdonalds
Dude you so fat that you are getting The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.
last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon
The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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