The Mop

When a guy and a broad are doing 69 while the males standing holding the broad. then he ejaculates all over the floor and you mop the mess up with her hair!

Dick-Yo jimmy last tuesday i did the mop with allison!
Jimmy- haha seriously!? where at?
Dick- in your shower...

by PMM-PUSSY MONSTER MIKE May 7, 2010

The Mop

An alternate way of saying you ( or someone else) got their dick sucked.

“Yo dude, I got the mop at that party last night. She gave such good head.”

“Did you hear that Becky gave Jimmy the mop on Tuesday?”

by Spidery2banana March 14, 2019

The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme February 29, 2020

The Mop

Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.

Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.

by Heatmyzer May 21, 2022

The Mop Squad

An awesome residential cleaning company that doesn't use mops (insert puns)

I called The Mop Squad today!

by TheMopSquad October 11, 2018

piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

by YAWA August 29, 2017

Toss the mop

1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.

2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.

Variations:

"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"

"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.

by Mister Mess January 28, 2010