the kob

the act of deleting an ex or person you don't like from your phone, bbm, email, facebook, myspace, or twitter. You won't feel tempted to be in contact with them

Seriously I need to get over my ex. I think I'm just going to do the kob so I won't be tempted to talk to them.

by freshflya12 February 22, 2011

The Kobza

A type of dance move, usually done by a male trying to win over younger women. The Kobza is performed by standing with feet slightly apart and extending and holding the right arm in a fist bumping posture. The performer then grins slightly and looks straight ahead as he moves his body in a slight gyrating or shaking type movement.

Dude, do you see those teenage girls laughing at that guy doing The Kobza over there?! What a screwball!

by Darthsithis April 26, 2016

Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

by XXX_PUSSY_CONSUMER_XXX February 26, 2020

The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact

You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

The Kober

When you throw a Frag Grenade in H1Z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating Kobe Bryant's slam dunk and you end up killing someone.

Holy shit ErycTriceps just killed Stormen with The Kober from 30 yards

by Alex Caddick July 25, 2017

The Kobe Bryant Factor

The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.

"Oh we got this game won were sending home the lakers!"

"Dude dont forget the Kobe Bryant factor"

by iGoCommando May 26, 2011

the kobe byrant

a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus

hey brother, i just did the kobe byrant last night and scored 20 times
nice man

by euinaux June 1, 2016