jonus

a penis, especially in the pub

OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.

by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

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the jonus

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

by Starrbarr September 23, 2005

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if your names Jonus, you must have a massive cock. It’s literally law. Jonus is the more manlier and sexier version of ‘Jonas’ Jonas is more of a pussy name while Jonus is a sexy term that can also be used to describe a large cock.

Wow!! That dude has a huge Jonus!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!

by BussumLicker November 22, 2021

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Jonus Bonus

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

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