the jonathan 

to date a 2 year younger girl, that no one realy likes and would try very thing to impress her

ohhh, don*t take the jonathan now.

the jonathan by 02dahl November 24, 2017

The Jonathan Move 

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

The Jonathan Move by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

Case of the Jonathan's 

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

Case of the Jonathan's by BEK August 31, 2013

jonathan the savage 

A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions

Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)

Jonathan the savage was eyeing bitches' ass and tites all day

jonathan the savage by jonny man March 20, 2015

jonathan the zombie 

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

jonathan the zombie by tutyilion February 13, 2017

the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

the amazing jonathan by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006

Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd 

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.

Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.

Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd by JamariusQuangleDangleFan2001 May 26, 2022