the JIZZ’s 

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

the JIZZ’s by British-Guy January 10, 2020

it's the jizz 

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

it's the jizz by Zack brah? June 2, 2009

Rip the jizz out of someone 

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

Rip the jizz out of someone by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Jizz in the Shizz 

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

Jizz in the Shizz by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty

To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.

to jizz in the shizz by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019