the great houdini 

The most complicated and difficult sex maneuver known to mankind. It involves doing a girl from behind while facing a window while one's friend with similar make and model of penis is positioned with in a closet or other hiding place somewhere in the room. In one split second the first man pulls out while the friend jumps in and continues to doggy style the girl without her noticing. The first man then goes outside and waves at the girl while she thinks he is still doing her from behind. For extra points do it on a the third floor or higher of a building, though this requires repelling equipment or a jet pack.

Dude, you can't believe it, but I actually pulled off the great Houdini last night, granted I got slapped, but I am only the third man in all of history to have ever done it.

the great houdini by dirpdirpdirp August 17, 2009

the great houdini 

when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!

i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!

the great houdini by mazeone March 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016