THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.

Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!

by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022

The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

by crazydoc March 14, 2009

The German Suplex Maneuver

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.

"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"

by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016

The German Snowplow

Any number of bizarre sexual deviations involving animals and feces.

"Todd and I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this bitchin' German Snowplow he and Jai were planning."

by Crayton the Barbarian May 6, 2004

Buddy the German Shepherd

The first dog in the United States to get Coronavirus; and was the first one to die of it. The circumstances were very tragic, not only because this was first dog to get it, but because it took multiple visits to three different veterinarians to find one who would test the dog for Covid-19. By the time Buddy's family got answers about what he had from the New York and Federal governments, one month had passed since the dog initially got sick. What should have taken about two to three weeks took a month to complete. He is a victim of the systematic Speciesism that tends to be quite prevalent in the U.S. government and the two mainstream political parties.

Buddy the German Shepherd is famous victim of systematic Speciesism that facilitated the spread of Covid-19. Just a question: Why hasn't Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Andrew Cuomo said anything about this? They should do something about this.

by Vanguard 1998 February 2, 2021

Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.

The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)

by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021

The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009