The Funky Monkey

The Funky Monkey is the best thing ever to exist in this earth, he has been known for being the coolest thing ever and loving bananas. ''that funky monkey'' - PinkPotato

''The Funky Monkey is way to cool for this earth!''

by supernaajakakakakakbros September 20, 2023

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025