emu

a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'

by ** August 18, 2003

emu

1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)

by Sloppies' Sasquatch July 30, 2006

Emu

Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK

I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity

by Rygar October 13, 2004

emu

the most powerful creature in existence.

emus are going to take over the world.

by 1/3 jeff May 04, 2020

EMU

a badass ostrich

That emu ruffles my feathers.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004

emu

emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.

person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok

by shreggert February 18, 2021

emu

what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006