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the emu

A fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people

technique.
Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"
Best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!
by slamdunc December 9, 2013
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earl the emu

a red and yellow bible study show character.
"Earl the Emu is one sexy mof"
by Chuck E. Cheese January 5, 2006
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The great emu war

Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
by ThatOneRandomFuckingIdiot January 29, 2018
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The Gargling Emu

The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
by aKidnappedFetus July 26, 2010
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Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy
by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023
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