The Edward

The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.

andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?

by Andy (ur bday present eddy) August 15, 2010

the edward

A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.

i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!

by the boss e May 28, 2010

The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

The Edward Cullen Effect

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the “right girl” . When you try kissing him, he’ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, he’ll kiss you. He won’t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, he’ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

“Look at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think he’s just trying ‘The Edward Cullen Effect’.”

by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

The Edward Cullen

The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."

I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.

by Sandcracker January 12, 2010

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009

The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019