The Croaker 

A man who lives his life as a straight man and has a family with kids. all of a sudden comes out gay. gets a boyfriend, lives as a gay man getting ass pounded everynite.

dam john citizen turned gay overnite and has kids and a wife Dam the croaker !.

The Croaker by Hyb February 14, 2013

frenching the croaker 

Rimming
licking bum

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie

frenching the croaker by haha47 February 19, 2009

The Craker Barrell 

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

The Craker Barrell by dick custard November 11, 2009

The Betty Crocker 

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

The Betty Crocker by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

THE BETTY CROCKER 

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

THE BETTY CROCKER by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019