The Baron's Hand 

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

The Baron's Hand by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Best since the Baron

The definition of the success of Billy Clyde Gillispie often uttered by Kentucky fans. Originally used on catspause.com

"Losing is merely a lesson in humility being taught by the warrior, Billy Clyde. He's the Best since the Baron."

Best since the Baron by Joe B. Hall's love child February 5, 2009

Slap of the Red Baron 

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

Slap of the Red Baron by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

The Spork Baron by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

lick the bacon strip 

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

lick the bacon strip by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004

The Bacon Syndrome 

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

The Bacon Syndrome by Alkemu April 5, 2019

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009