A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 13, 2015
Bobby: What's Brenna doing in that dark corner over there with that big dark Spanish man?
Keara: Turkeying.
Keara: Turkeying.
by kraaaaa July 10, 2011
A derogatory term used in the 60's and 70's towards caucasian people by black people. It is a way of 'hatin' on da playa.'
"That caucasian mother fucker thought he could come into my house, eat my food, and act like my friend. Well, that mother fuckin' ass beating turkey was wrong."
by bb640 November 25, 2009
1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
by Cynic May 26, 2004
by A-town&VOG February 27, 2013
A country that serves as the bridge between Eastern Europe and Western Asia. Its biggest city is Istanbul although they changed the capital to Ankara 70 years ago. Men are a little on the crazy side but the chicks are uber hot.
Turkey is a real Turkish delight
by Tenfive September 13, 2006
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 18, 2015