surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

Surprise

When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.

Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.

by Fuzz February 5, 2004

surpriseness

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.

Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...

by pharavhor February 11, 2014

Surprise

Sister city located about 20 miles n/w of Phoenix

You live in Surprise? Is that a city? or a joke?

by Kevin Beasley November 19, 2007

Surprise

An Interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on "the rapist" from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. When yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.

Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.

Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."

(When Paintballing)
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*

by The Rock Captain November 9, 2011

The Surpriser

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina

I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.

by Matthew Law November 30, 2006

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 10, 2004