When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.
Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me
by Hayno June 17, 2017
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An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010
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The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
by tmart2 October 21, 2009
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The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021
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A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom
Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.
by House V1.0 March 30, 2017
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When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.
Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.
by Damastta July 8, 2012
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