by Erwinsbich February 17, 2021
A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.
My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019
The source of all your problems. Fail a test you didn't study for? It must be the DARK REUNION. Got into a car accident? Must be the DARK REUNION. ONLY THE JET BLACK WINGS CAN SAVE US NOW.
by thatbatch November 24, 2021
You see class reunions aren't meant to be get togethers to talk about the fond memories of school it's a battleground where you show off how much better you are compared to the rest of your class and laugh at those who peaked to early, are fat, possibly divorced and or with kids that they had when they were 16.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Female 1: Shit, I just lost my job, my husband left me, and I'm pregnant.
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
by Being August 26, 2013
The awkward get together your parents make you go to where you stand around for hours with random relatives, some of which you either despise or don't actually know.
They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!
(Later...)
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
(Later...)
Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
by PracticeSafeLunch June 13, 2010
To join any website for reconnecting with old school friends such as Facebook, Myspace, etc. and finding out what they have been up to over the years and what is happening with them now.
I can't believe how many of my classmates from High School are on Facebook, it is like a freakin' cyber reunion!
by KaHiFa July 7, 2009
At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!
by ThatA7xFanPerson June 25, 2011