you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
by Samuel T April 30, 2008
day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 18, 2011
A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
by TheMightyGregasaurus April 23, 2011
You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.
"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011
1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
by Gene the fiend July 11, 2008
by Dan North Cape May March 20, 2007
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009