No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

strawberry gashes

heroin track marks

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 17, 2022

Bangers and gash

boobs and vagina.

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.

by Copywriter? January 19, 2016

Bangers and gash

boobs and vagina.

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.

by Copywriter? January 19, 2016

Gash oil

Juice of the vagina. Makes your beard grow

Veronica has some great gash oil, I got it all in my beard last night.

by Shittrrmanesh May 3, 2018

Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017

gash mouth

The shape a female mouth takes upon being informed of something she does not appreciate.

Yo that bitch had the meanest gash mouth when dan told her to suck him off.

by Kingtasty January 6, 2018