The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.
Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha

Average french person: So?
by French-And-Mostly-Proud December 4, 2013
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People or language of France.

Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).
"Pardon monsieur, je voudrais du pommes frites. Ou est le McDonald's?"

"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."
by Aec August 23, 2003
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A Kiss involving tongues usually making the ones frenching

horny as Hell
James:hey baby
Amelia:Hey

James: wanna french me
Amelia:Hell ya

*starts frenching*
by AmeliaMoo911 September 13, 2012
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A person who likes roblox hentai and has a foot fetish. He has a huge crush on Razer and cuddles with him every night. French is a huge weeb. K
Kala:French loves roblox hentai
French:^^
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When you go to France and a local makes you purchase something you don’t need or something that’s unnecessarily overpriced.
India got frenched to buy overpriced Rafale rockets from France when their prime minister made a visit.

Japan frenched India to buy a bullet train from them.

You are being frenched when someone makes you buy things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.
by TheTimeTraveller February 23, 2020
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When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.
Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.
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