Said when something unintentionally happens
Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"
by Stumpy13 June 6, 2011
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A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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The dark cosmic lord of feet said to be summoned when a five pairs of feet form a pentagram
Oooooo nooooo they are summoning foot-thulu
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One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.
I need a six metric foot hole.
by Jaymax February 20, 2022
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One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.
I need a six metric foot hole.
by Jaymax February 20, 2022
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When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe

Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*

Justin: u have problems u ugly whore

Waverly : I know heheh

Justin : u have Small foot disorder
by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021
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It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
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