Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

by Emmetc May 2, 2009

FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

by mastrb8r February 14, 2008

first

not second

he was there first

by reformedpug December 4, 2016

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 30, 2004

Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.

"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)

by xmenorigins May 7, 2009

but firsted

This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.

Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.

I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.

by But firsted January 17, 2007

But first

Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.

I'm in the middle of surgery, but first... (snaps selfie)

by AMAAllTheWay January 21, 2021