Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy February 28, 2011
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(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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The act of chewing and driving with your best buds, often talking about very personal subjects. it is bro-time on the road. also known as a dip drive, DD & Dip cruise.
I was drivin' down da street de other day with a chew in my lip and my buddy wanted to join me so we went on a chive down in de countryside.
by chiver27 January 8, 2011
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When something is stuck in someone's teeth after eating usually pepper or any kind of food.
You have a chive please go find a toothpick.

After eating you can ask your friend do I have any chives?
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(derived from Polish: szczypior)

1) Thin, sickly and valetudinarian dude usually with tuberculosis.

2) A total opposite of well spinached man.

3) A thin guy
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When I kick you, you will break in half you fucking chive.
by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010
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n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head
I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.
by maddpadd15 December 21, 2008
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Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.
Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.
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