A tall skinny guy that harasses the new kid in a weird way.
Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok
by baldy45 November 8, 2011
1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."
by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009
A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"
by Jamalt Liquor September 2, 2011
The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".
I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.
by Handle already in aaaa June 19, 2020