Aloha Cowboy is a term used between two gay males when they engage in sexual intercourse. Usually the top says this to the bottom to initiate when he pulls out.
by alohacowboy July 21, 2015
Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.
Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)
by Sal the Maniac September 11, 2013
by Blkhrt February 16, 2016
Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017
Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.
Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.
by SeeCrush October 11, 2019
A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.
The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.
by Doctor Geo Zee January 23, 2021
by bransonhilton March 16, 2017