The women dream of being with Kirk.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone July 23, 2006
Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.
by SOAHHEERULEIKTHEM April 12, 2009
by black flag May 31, 2004
The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
by Daveone July 22, 2006
Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
by Ensign Redshirt January 3, 2008
The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.
I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
by eschuetz April 19, 2010
A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
by sloanewentlong June 19, 2015