Giraffe

A fictional creature created by the government to spread there lies!!!

GIRAFFES ARE FAKE DONT BELIVE THE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tomotc June 13, 2020

giraffe

A chick who's neck has an extra two or three vertebrae.

"Ann Coulter, that fuckin' giraffe! She could deep-throat a pack mule!!"

by mcbitty August 18, 2009

A female that resembles a giraffe do to very long eyelashes and a long neck.

"I was at a party last night and outta nowhere a giraffe started hitting on me"

by Mikey C Notes October 17, 2006

"I went to the zoo and saw a giraffe!"
"What? I thought those were fake!"

A person who can reach high places or objects - especially fruit.

Cal sure can reach those berries, he's such a giraffe.

by ICanReachBerries August 10, 2014

A very tall peaceful creature that stands for a living. Both neck and legs are 6 ft long (each. These animal can travel as fast as 35 mph.

Animal that uses its neck as a sword.

Person 1: Wow a giraffe
Person 2: wow another giraffe
Giraffe 1 sees giraffe 2
-FIGHT-
Giraffe 1 wins

by NesquikLorddd July 17, 2019