Family

The collective term for those unusually social creatures you see when you leave your bedroom. Not much is known about them, but their sole purpose seems to be forcing us to have meals with them. Be careful, as it is not uncommon for families to probe into our personal lives. They are also extremely notable for causing public embarrassment.

Hey, can I come over to your place after class? I failed chemistry and I'm sure my family's gonna ask about it over dinner.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

Family

Family also describes a group of criminals involved in any type of crime. Mainly associated with organised crime. They can be very dangerous, and most information should be reported anonymously, seek a wise teacher for further learning.

We are family, we hang out together we stick up for each other.
Threatening "Don't mess with the family"

by Relaxin_Time December 27, 2017

family

the one thing in life u can neva change and usually the one thing u want to the most.

my family hates me

by me February 6, 2004

family

1.People who can ask for stuff and use things against you emotionally so you feel bad.

OR
2. People who you are best friends with who sooner become your "family"

1. "Come on sis were family you would do this for me because were related"

2. "Kids you know uncle barney..." *How I Met Your Mother*

by lmfao@yourmomsface October 2, 2011

family

heads of the 5 families of New York given and refered to by the testimony of Joseph Valachi (whom also introduced the terms "La Cosa Nostra","The Commission" during the 1963 McCellan's Senate Committee Case)of the Bosses during that time of his testimony.
Gambino(headed by Carlo Gambino), Genovese(headed by Vito Genovese), Columbo (headed by Joe Columbo), Lucchese (headed by Tom Lucchese), Bonanno (headed by Joe Bonanno)

"your apart of a family; a crew, that means no one can f**k with you."-Henry Hill (from the book "Wiseguy")

by x March 12, 2004

family

Gay. Often used to describe/point out another homosexual person without being obvious.

Justin, check out that hot guy over there! He must be family.

by Gregorilla July 23, 2005

famILY

some "genius" found out that ILY (i love you) was in family. Now preppy girls put it all over their profiles and guys that are fags follow them.

Him: "I'm going to hang out with my famILY and my bf"

Her: "I'm going shopping with the FamILY"

by Fightingcrow April 19, 2010