A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.
Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
by Lunarr February 13, 2009
A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
by Bweeks November 14, 2008
by rickibee94 December 10, 2009
An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.
Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
by Skul February 28, 2010
1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
by martin_sergeant October 26, 2003
The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018