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The Bad Touch 

A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.
Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
The Bad Touch by Lunarr February 13, 2009
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The Bad Touch 

A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
The Bad Touch by Bweeks March 30, 2009

The Bad Touch

When fucking a furry, pull out the tail plug and slap the fuck-ee in the back of the head with the plug end of the tail
Went to furry con and took home a cute fox, I gave her the bad touch, she loved it that freaky bitch!
The Bad Touch by Joe&Zach March 25, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008