That Crystal

Crystal is a remarkable young woman, embodying a perfect blend of kindness, intelligence, and martial arts prowess. With a heart as warm as a summer breeze, she always goes out of her way to spread smiles and lend a helping hand to those in need. In the dojo, she's a force to be reckoned with, mastering the art of Taekwondo with grace and precision. Her strategic mind and quick reflexes make her a formidable opponent, but her humility and respect for others make her a true champion both inside and outside the training hall. Crystal, a shining example of inner strength and outer compassion.

Girl 1: Have you met the new girl in the Taekwondo class?
Girl 2: You mean that Crystal? Oh yeah, she's not just kicking high, she's kicking stereotypes too! Total crystal moves.

That Crystal by AnEmerald September 23, 2023

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If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

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If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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