Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
Person B: cool story bro
by a1b2c3d4e5 January 6, 2009
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
"Cool story bro."
by Geneva H February 7, 2009
by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018
Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
by thefoureyedfox October 24, 2008
A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
by Punchrocket Piers July 16, 2009
A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
by Usermane August 26, 2011
by civver July 16, 2009