Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

textually frustrated

When you are desperately waiting for a text and you either get a text from a person you don't want it to be or it takes time to come through, one becomes textually frustrated.

"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"

by jpz11 June 22, 2009

textually active

Engaging in any textual activity. The status of sending text messages on a semi-regular basis.

Doctor: 'Son, are you textually active?'
Teen: 'ya, but never with the same phone'
Doctor: 'what?'
Teen: 'I never text on the same phone, i like to feel different keyboards.'
Doctor: 'nice...'
Doctor: 'you have the H.I.V'

by EaganMNz June 17, 2010

textual orientation

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.

What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.

by sweaterdouche May 24, 2009

Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

Textually Challenged

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

Textual Tension

Taking a day to respond to create textual tension that eventually leads to sexual tension.

Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.

Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.

Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend

by Company2on April 3, 2017