texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.
Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.
by Texastorpedo September 17, 2015
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Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind
Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo
by Blickens June 06, 2022
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