texas chic 

Attire that is chic and stylish, yet distinctly Texan. Ladies can comply with a "Texas chic" dress code simply by wearing cowboy boots (pointed or snip-toe, not ropers) with jeans, a denim skirt, a short or long skirt, or dress. The top can be anything stylish, even a nice tshirt. Jewelry can be western style silver and turquoise, gold or pearls. Men, wear boots and jeans with an oxford shirt (plain, subtly plaid or striped) and skip the "Rhinestone Cowboy" type button-down shirt and huge rodeo belt buckle. Pull-on Red Wing work boots (aka frat boy boots) or cowboy boots can be worn by men. Cowboy hats are optional, depending on the event. If it's a ranch party, wearing a hat is okay. If it's a polo match, probably not. (And FYI, Texans call "cowboy boots" just "boots". )

The rehearsal dinner called for Texas chic, so I wore my boots with a denim dress and braided leather belt.

texas chic by austinmama April 8, 2016

Texas Chicken Wrap 

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak

Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing

Texas Chicken Wrap by Mr.cockadome August 22, 2011

save the Texas prairie chicken 

What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.

Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”

save the Texas prairie chicken by daydream believer November 22, 2022

texaschilibowl 

Its when you get a telephone lube it up with some tabasco sauce then shove it up the ass.

Justin R. gave himself a texas chili bowl.

texaschilibowl by Matt Nolting April 28, 2005