teratophilia 

The ability to see beauty in the unusual. Clinically described as a sexual fetish for deformed people, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From Greek, teratos: monstrous, and phile: lover.

Teratophilia or true love, I'd bang Frankenstein's Monster six ways to Sunday.

teratophilia by TeratoMarty January 1, 2007

Teratophilia 

The paraphilia of being sexually attracted to monsters or deformed people.

The Russian prostitute's Teratophilia made her wet for Donald Trump even before she peed all over him.

Teratophilia by Nekrobomb August 25, 2018

Teratopeirates 

Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.

{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }

1.
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.

2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!

Teratopeirates by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016

teratoma 

Teratomas are pretty rare fucking tumors that may hold different types of tissue such as bone, teeth, muscle, and hair, basically like a mutated infant head. Thats fucking discusting... These fuck tards grow in ovaries, testicles, and tailbone, but also sometimes grow in the nervous system and abdomen. A teratoma may be cancerous or benign, depending on its structure.

fucktard1: Yo i have a teratoma in my dick
fucktard2: *passes out*

teratoma by smnv November 22, 2021

Teratosis Osmoses 

An unexplained and Holy moment where the form of a higher entity was or is in control.

Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses

Teratosis Osmoses by The Real Chosen Ones December 20, 2021

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

diphallic terata by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

Teratard 

Tard - a retard who is so dumb, they don't even deserve the -re
Retard - being a Tard twice
Tritard - being a Tard three times
Teratard - being a Tard 1 trillion times

tera - prefix for 1 trillion

"Trump is an amazing guy," said the little fucking Teratard

Teratard by SpiceRice May 15, 2019