tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

tequila suicide by jeff24 September 5, 2005

tequila suicide

i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...

i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!

tequila suicide by kyle74 November 9, 2006

tequila suicide

Snort tequila, Put lemon in the eye and lick the salt.

Like pouring tequila on your brain!

kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! Made him made as a hatter!

tequila suicide by jezzap November 9, 2006

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