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A smart, sassy and unconventionally good looking man who speaks so much Australian slang that you don’t always know what he’s on about. Sunbeams radiate out of his face, which means he’ll only get better looking with age. He prefers to make is own mistakes and is incredibly stubborn, but gracious to all those who make their own mistakes in life. Kind, forgiving, supportive and a true friend, he can be summed up as the good looking version of Shrek: lots of layers, and what you get out of him depends on what you put in. For this reason, always treat him with kindness and you will be rewarded with a friend who is funny, kind, supportive and an all round wonderful human. Has great taste in women.
Bloody oath that Telv’s a bit of a beauty in his budgie smugglers
telv by venus_dickson November 28, 2021
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Telvona is pretty and smart everyone love her want to be her boyfriend she loyal she don’t play that bull shit and she good in bed
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