by keebles August 26, 2012
Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
teletubbies=dipshit-tinkle prinkle-fatass-hoe
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by Fifi McFeef December 2, 2007
Praas is such a teletubbie
by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017
Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007
A TV show for children. But be forwarned because, title misleading, this show is NOT about fat people that can move objects with their minds. Instead of that fantastic idea for a show, the truth is that it's about four dome-dwelling anthropomorphic creatures that look like the unholy offspring of human, monkey, and felt. These horrendous characters bare the names of "Tinky-Winky", "Dipsy", "Laa-Laa", and "Po" (upon investigation, it has been found that Tinky-Winky is in fact homosexual. This was discovered by the fact that he carries a purse and has an upside-down triangle atop an antenna on his head). The show is about the immature adventures they have as a probable after-effect of the various psychedellic drugs they have, no doubt, ingested. They play in a grassy land where it is always spring, whilst narration is spoken in the background. The thing that freaks me out most is the sun. What's so freaky about a sun, you ask? Well for starters, the sun is nothing more than a yellow, projected baby's face. It's true. Need I say more? Probably, so I'll tell you this: if you ever feel the urge to watch this show, see a psychiatrist. If you're a child and you have an urge to watch Teletubbies, go ahead, it might be educational. On the other hand, it WAS created likely by speed addicts. Oh well.
Guy: "Hey, wanna watch Teletubbies?"
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)
by Mbleh October 6, 2007