A teeny bopper baby hoe is a female, aged anywhere between 13 and 19 years old, a homie hoppin' pussy floppin' never stoppin cock suckin cum gurglin bitch.
Highschool kid1: "hey did u hear about Jessica?"

Highschool kid2: "yeah, i heard she's on redbook. What a teeny bopper baby hoe."
by luna420clepto707 August 22, 2012
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