Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz