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team building 

When a company waste their employees time when a person or group of people can't get along with others.
Justine fights with everyone, so we have to go to a team building exercise.
team building by Peteybuf October 27, 2006

team building 

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
team building by Greeenie June 16, 2011

team building 

the process of breaking the ice enough to ascend to the status of team
we're so good at team building!
Ill shove you back in that freezer if you keep trying to make that ice melt
team building by yaryeetyert July 20, 2022

Team Building Exercise

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.